My computer has a virus, my bank transactions are still pending after days- so I don't even know how I much I have in my account to pay the 130$ to repair my computer.

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I told you that there is no such thing as free downloadable tentacle rape porn!

ooliquidnightoo: Original

ooliquidnightoo:

Original

So this is the scientologists symbol etched into NM, representing their underground vault of L. Ron Hubbards writings and a landing strip so deceased scientologist can return from space….WTF?

So this is the scientologists symbol etched into NM, representing their underground vault of L. Ron Hubbards writings and a landing strip so deceased scientologist can return from space….WTF?

I totally cock blocked my mom tonight when I had to run over to her house and pick up some of my old mail

the really sad part is this is like the 5th time this has happened, I only seem to have to run in to her house when she is in mid-coitus.

I quoted "The Crucible" today on campus and no one got it
frankiesayssnorlax: (via figlioperduto)

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retconpunch: OH SHI- Why can’t I just find someone to dress up like Wonder Woman and spit on me?

retconpunch:

OH SHI-

Why can’t I just find someone to dress up like Wonder Woman and spit on me?

  • Megan: Why is that on here?
  • Me: Its this guy I'm following he usually posts pretty pictures
  • Megan: Of William Defoe?
  • Me: No, not just William Defoe
kevinrobotica: This was one of the first horror movies I ever watched. I think it explains why I don’t appreciate the torture-porn that most of my friends like. That’s odd this is why i love torture porn…

kevinrobotica:

This was one of the first horror movies I ever watched. I think it explains why I don’t appreciate the torture-porn that most of my friends like.

That’s odd this is why i love torture porn…

starfrance: ;)

starfrance:

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